Things You Must Read - Your Wednesday Excitement Edition

I doubt I'll be writing these for the rest of the week, or if I do, they'll be short and/or sporadic.

Does anyone else see the irony here?

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
- Robert Orben

Although I wish that Democrats in Michigan had voted "uncommitted" on the Democratic ballot against Hillary, it seems they followed the advice to vote for Romney. It seems that neither the Michigan Republican Party nor Faux News nor even the candidates themselves were well prepared for the hilarity that ensued.

Wexler Wants Hearings, and his efforts go to the next level today. Of course, even with 190,000 people backing him, there's a total media blackout. If only there were a blow job or stained dress involved.

If you use the iGoogle homepage, and you're geeky, like me, you may be happy to learn that the iGoogle Themes API has been released.

If you are on the side of Henry's Law, you'll be very interested in this! (And please spread the word about it)

House Minority Leader John Boehner compares buying carbon offsets to the Catholic Church in the Middle Ages when you could buy indulgences.

If you're a Democrat with strong opinions on the GOP candidates, this straw poll from Democrats.org is for you!

Crooks and Liars has a video that might help you decide from among the GOP candidates who you'd vote for on that straw poll.

And with that, Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm off!