Alt: "He's just jealous because everyone's up in the attic listening to Stephen Colbert."
This one just about killed me! Go Writer's Guild!
[Update] Craig41 of The Side Track tells us The Daily Show and Colbert Report will be back Jan. 7th, sort of.
[Update 2] Stephen Colbert has been chosen as the AP celebrity of the Year.
In receiving this award, I am pleased that I was chosen over two great spinners of fantasy — J.K. Rowling and Al Gore. It is truly an honor to be named the Associated Press’ Celebrity of the Year. Best of all, this makes me the official front-runner for next year’s Drug-Fueled Downward Spiral of the year. P.S. Look for my baby bump this spring!