'08 Bumper Stickers

• My Other Car is The Straight Talk Express (which is a car now, because they cannot afford the bus)


• The Angel Moroni is my copilot.


• America must end its dependence on foreign gas, grass, and ass.


• “Well-behaved women seldom marry Rudy Giulaini.”


• If this van’s Baracking, withdraw from Iraq(ing)


• Honk if You Regret Your Vote Authorizing the War


• If you can read this, Tom Tancredo might not deport you


• Ask me about Ron Paul, the North American Union, "the security and prosperity project," and/or the secretive "American currency union." Actually, just talk to me, please, I am desperately lonely.


• I'm like Hillary - Do not try to pass me on the right OR the left


• Ron Paul - Not the 'W'orst Texas can do.


• Another crazy old man for Mike Gravel!


• Kucinich '08:
  Because America Deserves a First Lady Who's A Smokin' Hot Fox


• Obama '08: Sexier without a shirt than the French President


• If you're insane vote McCain.


• My other car is covered in dogshit


• Pelosi '07


• 1.20.09 The end of an error


• Our next president should be fluent in at least one language


• elect ability


• Join the GOP, there's plenty of room in the closet


• (not)Bush/(not)Cheney '08


• Re-elect Gore 2008


• Have you Googled Ron Paul?


• I think, therefore I vote


• Fred Thompson - Southern Fried Reagan


• When Bush took office gas was $1.46


• Obama - this time I want a smart president


• Obama - Because a president's IQ should be 3 digits


• Megatron/Starscream '08


• Bush's third term: prison


• Had enough? Vote Democrat

Feel free to add to the list.

Disclaimer: I saw some of these on Wonkette first, but the collection is all over the net, and I added to it.